THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2009 SO FAR ..
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked,his Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too,
And I'll be damnned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!
LMAO!!!!!! I love this kid......ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!