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The mortgage crunch hit's home.

weakbackwweakback Posts: 154
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:30 AM in Lighten and Brighten

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked,his Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too,

And I'll be damnned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!

LMAO!!!!!! I love this kid......ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!! =))



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