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Italian business

snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:40 AM in Lighten and Brighten
Luigi (the father) says to his son. . . 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'

The son says, 'I will choose my own bride!!!'

Luigi says, 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'

Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.'

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a husband for your daughter...'

Bill Gates answers, 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'

Luigi says, 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'

Bill Gates answers, 'Ah, in that case . . ok.'

Finally, Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank. Luigi says, 'I have a young man to recommend as a
vice-president.'

The president answers, 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'

Luigi says, 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'

The president answers: 'Ah,
in that case . . . ok.'

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business!


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