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snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:40 AM in Lighten and Brighten
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his
coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red
roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their
good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the
heart closed again.

It was a Majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why
are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a
Gynaecologist ........."


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