i've got one more week to go before i get my echocardigraph, the first step in trying to figure out what the deal is with my heart. i am WAAAAAY more flipped out already than i thought i was gonna be at this point. i produced a rather abnormal ECG, or as some people alternatively call it - EKG, in mid October. the ECG revealed that there is something wrong in the electrophysiological conduction function on the right side of my heart. it seems the electrophysiological function that makes the heart contract/beat on the right side is either very weak or absent ... so ... the left side contracts the left side of the heart and in turn then whips on over and contracts the right side of the heart. it produces a rather interesting ECG.
i am significantly more worried about this than i was about all my back surgeries. i would sooner volunteer myself to have more back surgeries if it meant i would not have anything significantly wrong with my heart. it's the waiting that is difficult. but as a canadian i am used to waiting.
can people share some jokes that'll hopefully take my mind off of things. please, please keep them clean though, lest we get beat up by the moderators, taken off their christmas cards lists, have bamboo shoots shoved under our fingernails, set adrift on an ice floe and then banned/booted from the site.
Having been a big fan of milton berle and rodney dangerfield (i did stand-up comedy earlier in my life) i really like one liners and groaners.
for example: today i went to an eye clinic for my annual examination. the optomtrist asks me when the last time my eyes were checked. i said "they were never checked, they were always brown"..... #o