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The Porch

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 953
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:19 AM in Lighten and Brighten
It is not my intent to insult or discredit any one on this website. I just enjoy a good laugh - especially when someone is trying to "get over" on someone else, or take advantage of them... Therefore, I present to you:

The Porch

> A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
> decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
> nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front
> door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for
> her to do.
> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How
> much will you charge me?'
> Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
> The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
> would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
> said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
> around the house?'
> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> those dumb blonde jokes
> we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
> Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> 'You're finished already ?' the startled husband asked.
> 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
> two coats.'
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
> to her along with a ten dollar tip.
> 'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus'.



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