One day a man was in the shower and noticed his private parts were turning black. Of course this was very alarming to him and he immediately called his Doctor.
The Doctor suggested he come in for an exam immediately. Upon arriving, the man was rushed right in and was instructed to bare himself so the doctor could have a look.
After examining the man, the doctor said" I have some very bad news, you have contracted a rare form of a sexually transmitted disease. There is no cure for it, it is not fatal , but, your privates will have to be amputated. "
Of course the man, not ready to make a hasty decision , decided to seek the opinion of another doctor.
The man made an appointment for a second opinion and again was told to come in right away for an exam. Again, after arriving at the doctors office, he was told to bare himself so the doctor could have a look. The doctor told him he had contracted an STD that originated in the Orient and although it wasnt fatal, there was no cure and his privates would have to be amputated.
Still not satisfied with the diagnosis and now knowing the disease had originated in the Orient, He researched the disease and found out it was originally diagnosed in China.
Figuring the disease had originated there, the man decided to give it one last shot to keep his privates from having to be amputated. Surely The Chinese doctors had dealt with it enough to have a cure or another option besides amputation.
The man flew to China and met with a doctor there. Upon examination, the Chinese doctor confirmed that he had indeed contracted the rare STD. So the man asked the doctor " so doctor, what you are telling me is I have no other option but to have my privates amputated? The chinese doctor replied " Oh no, you go back home, they fall off all by themselves !!!