Billy was trying to sell his dog to a man in a bar, telling people that it could talk. Get out of here said the man, thats stupid.
"I feel I have to interject" said the dog
"Not only can I talk, I have swum the English channel, I have a degree in mathematics and I was the first unaccompanied dog to reach the North Pole"
"Wow, thats amazing" said the man......why do you want to sell him.........."I cant stand the lies anymore" said Billy.
(It's Robbie....I'm Back)